How to Keep a 'Booty Call'

I had to give a talk about the importance of ‘booty call’ protocol to a couple of male friends of mine. Which is the cause of this article – how to keep the ‘booty calls’ happy and balance them.

Personally I have come to think if more players played the way I play, there would be less uncomfortable situations.

So how to handle booty calls, is first to describe exactly what is a booty call. Well my definition is someone you have around for sex, you know that you don’t want to have a relationship with them, but they are just fun and that is it, fun. And I am talking safe fun, definite condom use. But for the majority of booty calls there comes a point where the line is crossed and the booty call either becomes the relationship or the end of booty call. So this article is about keeping the booty call exact what it is, which is a booty call, never cross over to one of the other sides.

So how is this done, first thing first, honesty, you must not only be honest with yourself about what exactly you want out of the booty call and what all limitations are. Some times the limitations are where I can mess up the most, because I personally push the limitation issues of physical play, as far as I can.

Rule number one, with booty calls, you try to move dating over to sex as quickly as possible. Once you do the dating and social thing the lines can become crossed. So when first meeting someone, throw everything on the table and make them decide if it is the sex or the relationship. I swear I work my ass off for the sex part because I already know that the relationship part would just turn ugly. I am not saying turn down the date thing, during the initial contact, push on the topic about sex, to get out of the relationship potential thing. Coffee is cool but stay away from the dinner dates. Okay got the agreement for sex, no dating, just sex, right – a ‘booty call’.

Rule number two and one of the most important rules that men seem to forget, which is what we were discussing last night. Call them !!!! This ensures long lasting booty call action, minimum once a week until initial okay and comfort factor just incase they don’t want this type of relationship. Then no matter what, once or twice a month, just to keep the strings intact. Trust me, you never burn bridges, you always put the notion out their that you are into them for ‘booty call’. Use words, like whenever you have the time or if you need a little loving. Always throw the notion that they are in their control. Because if you are anything like me you know that you have someone or something else lined up.

If you do not call, then you will miss out on important time frames in people’s lives. Trust me, I am working on meeting up with one of my favourites: Buck Fifty. Okay now this is a good story. Buck Fifty like $1.50 Boy is one of my favorites, come to think, all of them are my favorites, all for different reasons. Okay, so Buck Fifty and I have been friends for a couple of months, actually I really wanted to sleep with the girl he was with at one of the shows and she kept turning me down. See I get turned down by lots of women. But now we are all close friends. Anyways, Buck Fifty, just before another adult show, he said that he could balance 6 quarters lying flat on his cock to help show me what I should ‘test drive’. Reality is, Buck Fifty Guy is really that, wow and amazing. And of course I welcome others to email me pictures of quarters lining up balancing on their hard cocks. And of course ladies, Buck Fifty is definitely worth trying out and you all know I share the boys that that highly recommended. And if I do not comment about the guy then you know something is wrong, but there is no need to discuss negative sexual encounters, we just try to eliminate those men.

Okay I just got off the telephone with a buddy of mine from LA and he had to make comment on booty calls, if you treat ‘booty calls’ like a sales leads in business then handling them would make life easier. What an awesome way to view ‘booty calls’ just like business clients. That is probably why my protocol works.

Okay away from the stories, so next rule, always listen to ‘booty call’ people and all the bullshit and stories about their lives. Because don’t forget you are in control and by listening to them you have a better chance of dealing with them. So shut up and listen to them. Never tell them about your extra curricular lifestyle unless you are dealing with me, because I can handle the stories. I try never to tell the men about other sex stories with men only the stories with the women, as they compare themselves to those men. Men are jealous and need to be in control, so let them think they are. I am not saying not to be honest. Be honest, tell them that there are other people but do not give out details. Details are not cool, but of course you should only give me the details because what else do I write about.

Always be positive even when you think the sex sucks. I just got informed that anything that doesn’t last 20 minutes does not count. Very funny. That would eliminate half of the individuals in my life, including myself. Seriously, be positive, people have many fears about their body image, performance and the list goes on. So be nice, but do not feed them a load of shit, I never give them anything more than what I can offer. Also that is why I always keep a couple on the go at all times, because one time the sex can suck and other times it can be fun. It seems to be based on their moods, raises, work, bill payment, etc.

Third and last, ‘booty calls’ should be treated as friends, which is the fact you have to let them go when they meet someone they really like and want a relationship. Let them go, because you will remain friends with them and still chat as before, maybe the sex won’t be there, until they break up and you are needed, but you never burned your bridges, which is the number one of the rule for ‘booty calls’.


Remember booty call and relationship should be handled separately and never cross over, it can ruin perfectly functioning sex.